A Productive Day

A Productive Day:

1. Moe's Southwestern Grill was disappointed that I didn't have any "restaurant experience" listed on my application. Where do I start if not at the bottom?

2. I found a bottle of flat Sundrop in the pantry.

3. I found Diary of a Mad Black Woman in the $2 bargain bin.

4. My dog bit a yellowjacket.

5. I had a good bowel movement right after I woke up.

6. Listened to Isaac Hayes' Greatest Hits and read World War One poems until 1 AM.

I never knew you can find parallels between trench warfare and unemployment.